Escapade: The Final Installment:-The road to being Fat
Wow..here we are.. the final installment is finally here..whooopeeee!
The road to being fat started off with water shortage problem,aka the watergate incident.However, if you mix “business” with pleasure,any incident would hardly defeat a good seat and a lovely movie.
B y now it is pretty apparent that i am heading towards the land of a thousand smiles,Bangkok.. Besides the wonderful sights and sounds, one has to kowtow to the Thai food and shopping culture .On this trip, i got fat..well, pleasantly plump around the waist and of course,developed a power puffed cheeks.. All the food! Glorious Food! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! I have died and gone to heaven! How can one maintain a diet while on a holiday, especially in the heavenly Thai kingdom, where even roadside stalls titilates your taste buds and escalate you to heights you could never imagine..very much close to orgasm..and my oh my, many times over… So let’s see what got into my tummy and how i loved/loathed it….
My very first lunch in Bangkok which consist of a plate of healthy “Som Tum”,which is papaya salad and a delectable bowl of Pork noodles,done in the same fashion like beef noodles in singapore. I think the best som tum is from ‘Ortokor” market right across chak tuk chak…and i think ortokor market is absolutely amazing.However, since this time i did not manage to stay for the weekend, som tum anywhere would do….
Chicken Rice…some say that only in Singapore that you find the most amazing Chicken rice..however, i beg to differ.. This chicken rice stall sits in a cramped up little spot just in front of Burger King along Silom road (Saladeang)only after ten pm in the evenings. This is my staple food in BKK(bangkok)..I wouldn’t feel that i am really in bkk if i did not have my usual two servings of this chicken rice..why two you might question..simple..first of all it is too delicious to be true, secondly,the servings are pretty small and most importantly,好事成双!!! I might be biased though,as i have patronised this stall for many years and they have never ever let me down..You can choose to have it uncuthmm,i mean ..with the skin or without the skin..hmm..anyway, the chilli ..aroy MAK!!!!
Gorging away..heaven by the roadside….
On this trip i discovered another delicious stall that i would now add to my list of food that i die die have to eat while i am in BKK. Just along the same stretch of road, barely three metres away, is a “Kway Chup” stall that’s been there for donkey years whose presence has never been acknowledged by yours sincerely by however, this trip i am feeling rather porky and after whooping down two plates of chicken rice, i decided to have a bowl of kway chup and it ended up looking like this:
Unbelievable!!! i have actually denied myself this wonderful mixture of pig intestines swimming in a hot pool of peppery soup,occasionally dipping into a red sea of lemony chilli…. To make up for this mistake, i hereby dedicate the following pictures to the owner of the fabulous stall…
to be continued……..










on August 29th, 2007 at 2:26 am
My goodness… How to not grow fat like that? Geez….
on August 29th, 2007 at 3:24 am
you know, i’ve always thought of you as a higly creative person.
very cute and bubbly. who knew there was this side to you!
blog more! it makes a good read. =D
on August 29th, 2007 at 8:56 am
I WANT GO BKK!!!!!!
on August 29th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
咦,这么多的相片!可惜都看不见…
羡慕你ing,吃到那么多的美食,就算胖了也在所不惜!
on August 29th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
图片嘛,虽然一个也看不到.
不过已经弄的我很有食欲了.泰国的东西真有那么好吃啊?让人迈向肥胖的旅程…..
on August 29th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Wow, the food looks yummy.. *hungry* Bryan gor gor, you gain how many kilograms ah? Hehe.. =)
on August 29th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
haha damn like so nice=p u’re nt hosting a program overseas, are u?
or u’re just travelling around?=)
like your hosting of shows, funny silly guy la u!=)
on August 29th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
waaa.. all the food u described seems delicious!
do hope i can get fat if i get to go there too =x
on August 29th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
江米们,,,看到图片的,在这边报个名………..
我们大陆这边还是一张都看不到这个BLOG里的图…..着急啊.!!!
哥哥,你也想个办法啊,,,我们在这边干着急啊……….
英文又看不懂,,图片又看不到,,怎么办呢??
on August 29th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Wow, looks like ur Bangkok trip is a fruitful one for you!! Reali nice to see u enjoying urself thru those fotos… Looking forward to ur Tasmania fotos, tink u are expecting tat dae to cum too… So in the meantime, we’ll just have to wait for it….. wait for it…. wait for it….. & it’s worth it!!! :p Yeah.
on August 29th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Wa seh~
I wan the pork noodles and chicken riceeeeee
Haha…Shiok!!!
Anyway, 1st picture de glass style can!
*waiting for updatessss!*
=DDD
on August 30th, 2007 at 1:50 am
Sure gain weight de lor… ^^ so many nice food!! Got keep some evian water from plane? Can make good use of it leh.. drink more okie..
on August 30th, 2007 at 2:46 am
haha..so coincident..i am goin bangkok mid sept..
on August 30th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
EE dun scare me leh as I am going end of Sept to bangkok leh.. as i dun want to gain weight leh…I thought go Taiwan can gain more weight than Bangkok…Want to see part 3, 4 , 5 and etc hahaha…
on August 30th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
oh~看到图片叻`~~喔呵呵~~~喔哈哈!~幸福ing…
on August 31st, 2007 at 1:15 am
Brian, which hotel did u stay?? i am havin a headache over it.. 救命啊
on August 31st, 2007 at 12:16 pm
joey..
问禄江住的地方..呵呵,你不是要去拜访吧?
呃…bryan~江米们说你会来中国黄山,是么?
那要是来,要什么时候啊??
on September 11th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
[...] food, massage, shopping… for bags, shoes and bras… *wink* [...]
on September 12th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Our company trip will be heading to Bangkok next week. All this information will be great help for us.
on September 30th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
whats your weight ? OMG
on October 1st, 2007 at 5:31 pm
the next time you come to BKK you should try the som tam at this shop called “raan som tam nua” (literally means the shop of papaya salad). It is opposite Siam Paragon in one of the alleys and the som tam sold there aroy mak mak. Have to be patient though, you might have to wait up till half an hour to eat in that restuarant =)
-Singapore fan in Thailand =)
on November 20th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Hi Bryan
Im going to bangkok for a short break on the coming dec… was actually looking ard for a good and ‘clean’ place for massage..ha.. well glad that i got a very gd info from your site…esp for the Health Land Spa and massage. I will check it out soon…
Quotes from you : “This chicken rice stall sits in a cramped up little spot just in front of Burger King along Silom road (Saladeang)only after ten pm in the evenings. ” Do you mean the food stalls are only open after 10pm?
Seems like you were having a great trip
no worries of the weight..you are not fat at all! ha..stay happy..jiayou! *walk with you…wait for you…
Cheers
JL
on December 13th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Hi bryan, im looking forward to your kind reply.. =)
on April 21st, 2008 at 3:03 am
[...] remembered reading at BryanWong blog regarding his trip to BKK.. In his posts (Part I and Part II), he shared some of his favourite food places…. at that time, I was telling [...]